i barfeds in our rink
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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