they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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