Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
