i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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