will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
