Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
how does that bad decision feel?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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