Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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