Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
third nipple confirmed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
