Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we're so committed to being not committed
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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