Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There r osticjed everywhere
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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