I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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