Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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