talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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