you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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