I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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