i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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