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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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