What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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