google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I know her cup size but not her name....
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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