It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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