I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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