Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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