I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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