Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You work out of a Hotel?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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