The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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