Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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