i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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