have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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