He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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