Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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