Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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