I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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