goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
