You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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