census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm both gender and math confused
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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