I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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