if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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