is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We had to coat check the pizza.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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