so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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