conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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