True but thats because hes a fetus.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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