Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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