Small penises have feelings too.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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