Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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