things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
the condom got lost in my hair
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He has the fingertips of a God
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