you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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