Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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