Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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