I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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