I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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