I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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