the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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