For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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