I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I deserve this hangover.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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