i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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