If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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