Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
