i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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